Birthday Boy!!

This is Fred.
This is Fred sleeping on the couch.
This is Fred sleeping on the couch in his biking clothes.
Notice the bag of chips on the carpet and the remotes carefully placed nearby.
This is what Fred likes best about birthdays.
Sleeping.

Facts about Fred.
He is a Tour de France junkie.
He eats ice cream from the carton with a fork.
He rode 57 miles on his bike to celebrate his birthday.
He rides his bike to work everyday. New job is only 2 miles away.
He loves MUSTARD!!
He is a great gardener.
He has never shot an Elk with a bow/arrow. (personal joke)
He loves history.
He hated being woke up in the morning by Margo to do the dishes.
He loves animals, especially puppies or baby animals.
He has scars on his back from when he was thrown from a horse into a barb wire fence.
He was born in a car.
He nearly drowned in a ditch in Moab.
He played the tuba, wrestled and played football in High School
He had a very high GPA in Graduate School.
He loves to shop as much as Char does. (VERY GOOD DEAR!!)
He is a magnet to the kids in primary.
He is like Peter Pan and never grew up.
He loves the TV series MONK. (it's a 'mental' thing)
He can watch a movie over and over (like Dumb and Dumber) and laugh just as hard as he did the first time he watched it. He cries (yes, Carl) during great movies like Radio and Remember the Titans.
He loves Shakespeare.
He still plays with fire. He just uses gas cans and a blow torch.
He laughs so hard at camp jokes. Re-tell the jokes five years later and he can hardly get the words out he is laughing so hard.
He loves SOCCER!!
He still thinks he is tougher than Josh or Blake.
He would love to go to Ireland.
He can't stay up late anymore.

Happy Birthday to Derf Noslrac. King of the couch, boss of the remote and Man of the Year.